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Old joke:

"Then there's the story of a young Texas lad in Sunday School who was asked to name the birthplace of Jesus. He guessed Gladewater, Mount Pleasant, and Bonham. When told the answer was Palestine, he said "I knew it was in East Texas somewhere."

------ "The Truth About Texas," Lewis Nordyke, 1957

Beauty is only skin deep but Texas is to the bone.

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Posted : 29th December 2019 1:02 pm

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