The Wind in Amarillo
An Amarillo rancher said:
Yes, siree," the Amarillo rancher said to the visitor, "We got them high winds blowing on us almost ever' day. You jes' learn to kinda lean into 'em. One day last November, I think it was, the wind jes' stopped, and all the chickens in the Panhandle fell over."
------ old joke
Beauty is only skin deep but Texas is to the bone.