Sign on a Deserted House
Found on a deserted house in 1887:
"250 miles to nearest Post Office; 100 miles to wood; 20 miles to water; 6 inches to hell. God bless our home! Gone to live with the wife's folks."
----- Sign on a deserted house in Blanco County, quoted in the "Mason News," June 18th, 1887
Beauty is only skin deep but Texas is to the bone.