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William Cowper Brann wrote:

"In bowing her acknowledgements, Miss Bloodgood had the misfortune to spill herself out of her corsage, upon which a fair debutante from Temple, with the naivete' of a little child, observed that "a bust of that kind should be carried in a bucket."

------ William Cowper Brann, journalist and iconclast, "The Iconoclast," 1897

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Posted : 27th December 2019 2:27 pm

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